May 13, 2010
388 Calorie Oreo "Blizzard"
This isn't really a recipe. More like an assembly.
Because I'm not a "bite of this, sip of that" kind of girl, I'm always looking for a way I can eat a lot and still fit in my clothes. I discovered Arctic Zero at Whole Foods, and although it is not bad on it's own, it's a bit like eating icy hot chocolate air. I had to sex it up. Some call this being a "food pharmacist". I call it art.
I started by whipping the hell out of it in my trusty Ninja, which gives it the illusion of creamy.
Next up: four Dairy Free, Gluten Free Newman-O's (they taste exactly like Oreos with a little less crap in them).
Aaaaahhhh (angels singing)! I'm sure this has no nutritive value, but it is a way to inhale a pint of creamy, chocolatey frozen goodness sans guilt. It's also a great way to stretch the value of four little cookies. I'm all about stretching.
This is only the beginning. A swirl of chunky peanut butter (or any nut butter), frozen chunks of banana, coconut, caramel sauce...what would you mix in?